Before you bring your kids to the gym, you might want to check out what's in their pockets. And think long and hard about what you find.
Because even if you can't see a problem with the contents, kids have a knack for figuring out new ways to use old things that could be just a WEE bit problematic.
That pretend cell phone from Build-a-Bear?
When wielded by a five-year-old running through the changing room at the gym, pretending to take pictures with it of all the ladies in varying degrees of undress, it just might start a riot...
And you thought Russian babushki are at their most fierce when they think you haven't dressed your kids warmly enough? Hah! You should see their faces when they think you've saved a picture of their naked asses on your cell phone.