Scene: the grocery store
Characters: Natalia and I
Natalia: (in a pleading voice, batting her eyes to look as adorable as possible) "Can I pleeeez pick out a treat when we're waiting in line to buy our groceries?"
Me: Well, OK. But it has to be sugar-free. (You can get many different types of sugar-free gum and candy drops here).
Natalia: Does it have to be?? Can't it be sugar-pay? I wouldn't mind paying for real sugar!